Interesting Finds

Interesting Finds

If you’re stuck for things to look up, here are some things I’ve found I think are worth taking a look at. Vintage Adverts.  I think the sanitized tapeworms are my favourite.  No doubt someone will be looking at our adverts someday and marvelling at how backward we must have been. Because a flat tyre is as […]

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Birthing Aliens

Birthing Aliens

The fibroid in my uterus is so large, the doctor says, it feels like I’m pregnant.  I tell him I’ll be seriously pissed off if I am and the only way it could have happened is through some sort of alien abduction where they sedated and impregnated me.  If something green and vaguely humanoid (or […]

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Writing to Jack

Writing to Jack

Sorting through a pile of childhood stuff my mum brought round the other day I found a fan letter I’d written to Jack Nicholson when I must have been about 14.  It was very earnest with a Shakespeare quote because I’d read in an interview that Meryl Streep had sent him one and he’d loved […]

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